Posts from the ‘Politics’ category

Fanny pack politics: How an accessory lost the election

Years before Justin Timberlake put a dick in a box, there was this guy: Yes, ladies and gentleman, that is a dick in a fanny pack.…

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Interlude. Because the binders thing still has some life left in it.

Some fun with the “binders full of women” meme in between installments of debate deconstruction:

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Debate Deconstruction Part I: Women crushed flexible gang banger currency manipulator China.

In what is quite possibly the most coherent and logical political opinion published today, Honey Boo-Boo is supporting President Obama. I promise I’m not saying that…

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We’re live blogging the debate, daaawwwwg!

HI! I am so, so excited, you guys! This is going to be really fun. Especially because I’ve managed to get us a co-commenter! This is…

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Welcome to the Presidential debate live blog!

Woo-hoo! First ever live blog! So, folks, heeeeeeeere’s what I did. I got all excited about live blogging and announced that we would be having a…

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Let’s get ready to RUUUUMMMMBBBBLLLLLE! Live blogging the debate TONIGHT!

So, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but there’s a debate tonight. They say it’s going to be a Presidential debate – my gut tells me…

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A completely, totally, 100% hypothetical debate transcript.

N.P. CORNWALLIS: Good evening from this place we’re in that I’m sure I’d know the name of, had I not been transported here in a blindfold…

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I am easily outwitted by vandalized Magic Eraser boxes and hip bathroom doors

You know what’s never a good sign? When you have slept so little, and your days have run together so completely, that you resort to checking…

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I bet kangaroos NEVER lose silly bands in their vaginas.

I love Google. This is not news to anyone who knows me; a major reason I love having an internet-enabled phone is that I can Google…

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Is it “Vagina banned” or “Vagina band”? I’m so confused.

When the kids and I were coming home after Aidan’s gymnastics class today, we passed an alarmingly-shaped tarp bundle on the side of the road. It…

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