Posts from the ‘Just funny’ category

Now with 300% more happy

Tomorrow is going to be a banner day in my house: It’s Root Canal Day! Which, okay, actually doesn’t sound all that great. But hear me…

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Just another man named Monday

Some music for your Monday evening: If you don’t have an ear for lyrics, it’s unavoidable that one day you will be busted singing the wrong…

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Fear the bunk beds and quicksand

When I was a kid, my mother employed a highly effective behavior modification technique in order to keep me in line while out in public. It…

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Be tween a rock and a slammed door

There is a tween in my house. I know this not because of chronology – although, yes, the ripe old age of 10-in-two-months is kind of…

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Parenthood: The Live Experience

I know people who don’t have kids. Some of them don’t want any, which makes sense to me because, to tell you the truth, some days…

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Not a morning person.

Aidan woke up at 6 am. Actually, what happened is that Aidan fell out of bed at 6 am, but opening with that might incline you…

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Fat chick does Crossfit

There are videos. They exist in an bizarre alternate universe known as YouTube and in them, a fat lady with my face is hip hop clogging…

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Operation Find Kitty a Home: SUCCESS.

Nick and I had this conversation last night, about the kitten we rescued and are temporarily housing: Me: The kids are going to be heartbroken when…

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Reasons you should feel sorry for my homeschooled kids

Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what time it is? With the warmer days and being-outside-ness of it all? Why, it’s time for another episode of…

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Nameless Kitty seeking good-humored, cat-loving home

If you’ve been around for a while, you might remember last year when Nick brought home a fluffy little footstool of a dog “just for tonight.” The short…

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