Posts from the ‘Dumb shit I do’ category

Pinterest Hypocrite

I am on the Pinterest. See? It’s a hilarious indulgence. Mostly because, all of this crap I’ve pinned? I never do. Ever. Pinterest is where I…

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Caption this.

Sixth and seventh grades. Those were the worst. At my most awkward and uncomfortable, I think, “At least I’m not 12.” Because 12? Sucked. I’m watching…

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The Essential Masculine-Type-Partner Gifting Guide

So, I’m late with Saturday’s post. I am fairly certain that you will forgive me. Why? Because I have just solved your Father’s Day gifting dilemmas.…

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Friday Challenge: Tales from the worst job I’ve ever had

For tonight’s post, I issued myself a challenge: Readers suggest and vote on topics, and I have 60 minutes to write on the winning suggestion. The…

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Now with 300% more happy

Tomorrow is going to be a banner day in my house: It’s Root Canal Day! Which, okay, actually doesn’t sound all that great. But hear me…

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Fear the bunk beds and quicksand

When I was a kid, my mother employed a highly effective behavior modification technique in order to keep me in line while out in public. It…

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I’ve got your 75 mph of mind-numbing chaos right here.

So, I’m not dead. Given that my last post was about being sick, I figure that proof-of-aliveness is as good a place as any to start.…

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My voice is trapped in a seashell and so I’m going to borrow Barry White’s.

You know that kind of sick, right? The kind where your sinuses go all Chinese-manufacturing-plant-hyperdrive and even when trying to sleep you’re nonstop sniffling and wiping…

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Three inches of cultural conformity. Kind of.

Impulsive. And ill-prepared. These two states of being are my status quo and therefore, quite naturally, the pretext by which I found myself hurtling through the…

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Sometimes it’s better not to think about it too much: A breakfast tutorial.

Okay, so today will officially make NINE days of posts in a row. Some have been good, some have been crap, but it’s been an interesting…

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