Archive for ‘May, 2013’

Be tween a rock and a slammed door

There is a tween in my house. I know this not because of chronology – although, yes, the ripe old age of 10-in-two-months is kind of…

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Parenthood: The Live Experience

I know people who don’t have kids. Some of them don’t want any, which makes sense to me because, to tell you the truth, some days…

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Not a morning person.

Aidan woke up at 6 am. Actually, what happened is that Aidan fell out of bed at 6 am, but opening with that might incline you…

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On Mother’s Day.

I received a white sweater for Christmas. I didn’t like it at first. I don’t wear white, it makes me look big and sloppy, what with…

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Fat chick does Crossfit

There are videos. They exist in an bizarre alternate universe known as YouTube and in them, a fat lady with my face is hip hop clogging…

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Marriage matters.

My eardrums are vibrating inside P!nk’s new album and I have a damp line between my eyebrows from where I tipped my goblet too far when…

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