Welcome to the Presidential debate live blog!

Woo-hoo! First ever live blog!

So, folks, heeeeeeeere’s what I did. I got all excited about live blogging and announced that we would be having a live blog. Then I got pulled into a bunch of conference calls for Very Important Stuff That Pays My Bills. So it was that half an hour before it was time to start, I said to myself, “Self, you really ought to figure out how the dadgum you’re gonna make that there live blog happen.”

And then I realized I had to do a test.

This is that test.

But to thank you for your patience while I test, I’m sharing some fantastic hilarity that is sure to make your night. For those whose children are within earshot, there is some explicit language. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.