On figuring out where to go for dinner.
Isabel: How about The Pancake House?
Aidan: No, I want something healthy. Let’s go to Wendy’s.
On a new package of socks.
Aidan: Look, they have matches! That is awesome!
On schoolwork in the past week.
Yaya (translation: Grandma): What did you learn in school this week?
Isabel: Nothing. We don’t really do school ever.
On trying on new shoes.
Me: Did you like how that man put the shoes on you and checked your toes?
Aidan: Yeah. I kicked him, but reeeeaaaaal slow, so it was okay.
On what happens if you punch your sister in the mouth.
Nick: I asked you to go sit because you hit your sister and that was a poor choice.
Aidan: You’re a horrible father. I love Mommy better.
On dance class.
Nick: Tell Mom what you learned about your bubble
Aidan: I have a bubble around me.
Nick: Was it called your kinesphere?
Aidan: Yeah, my kinky-spear.